Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips