My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.