Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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