ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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