Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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