Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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