so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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