watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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