I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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