I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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