shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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