Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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