Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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