i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
