What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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