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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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