drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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