I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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