Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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