Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i wish my penis had a tongue
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I want her autograph on my taint
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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