After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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