i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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