it was a shit show
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oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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