we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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