man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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