can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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