So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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