We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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