I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
