We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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