i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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