Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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