he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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