phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Couch. On fire.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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