Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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