i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
the liver wants what the liver wants
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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