i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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