So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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