Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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