I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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