I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Ladies don't puke and tell
He shit in the fireplace
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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