Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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