a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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