oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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