i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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