what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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