Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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