google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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