Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Houston, we have a blender
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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