I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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