i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Randomize
