Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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