lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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