I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
