The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I have tasted many bathrooms
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You can make out without kissing
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