I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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